Storebought Indie at Its Finest

Today at Uni, I saw this kid. A boy.
He had on:
- Okkervil River T-shirt
- Bright Eyes hoodie
- Sigur Ros patches on his bag

Ok we get the drift, you're like, totally indie. For god's sake.
You may have been attractive if you had just one less of those items on you.
There is such a thing as too indie.
He didn't even have headphones in, so he can't dig the music that much.